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2002-02-19 - 12:35 p.m. This may be the last entry I make for a while. It may not be, though. I signed up for paypal for no reason whatsoever. It just amused me. It didn't amuse me as much as the oral sex thing, though. Coral Essex. Ha. Ha. Ha. I really should go to sleep. Send me nice e-mails and make me feel better. If you don't know my e-mail address, buy me presents. That's the way. I'm a present whore. I'll do anything for presents. Look, I'm even Gordon's friend. Just for the presents. And he's a total creep. And a pedophile. And a sexual predator. But he gives good presents. Like bobble-head cows. And cracked digiridoos. And guitars. Damn, I'm incoherent.
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